What I'm interested in is the fact that in Britain there is a CUT VERSION available:
UK:18R (cut) (adult version) / UK:18 (cut) / USA: Not Rated
How CAN this movie even be cut to begin with? It's a porn tape! If you cut out the hardcore you have the following scenes left:
- Paris Hilton making pouty lips at the camera - Paris Hilton in underwear for thirty seconds before having explicit sex - Paris Hilton saying "That's hawt" about a million times
It's rather unfortunate that such a big ordeal was made out of such a nasty and unexciting porno tape. Oh wow she's Paris Hilton so her sex tape is automatically controversial and the best ever made. News flash: IT SUCKS. Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson's was better.
Not that I have a habit of watching celebrity porno tapes (they're the only two I've seen, unless you count thirty seconds of the one with Brett Michaels), but I'm pretty sure watching some ugly dog have sex for 62 minutes with a guy who looks like a shaven mole rat isn't my idea of a provocative and erotic night in.